Interview with White Flame
Guys, here we go with the "After Tour Interview". Nadine, Conny and Niina sat together in a nice bar at Reeperbahn Hamburg one evening with a lot of coffee(!!!) and as Nadine and Conny used their imagination while Niina was just writing the thoughts down. Now we want you to use your imagination.S: Sammye (Bass), V: Vince (Vocals), J: Jony (Drums), A: Anthon (Guitar)
TrashAndRiot: Imagine we are going to ask you a lot of questions, what would you do?
S: Take a deep breath and go for it.
V: Wait two weeks and get back to you.
J: Maybe I should try to answer those questions.
A: I would have a two beers to make all of 'em.
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were women, what would you do?
S: Touch myself and go to visit a girl school.
V: Find a man and nag at him.
J: I would search other female musicians and set up a girlband. Maybe I would then understand more female logic?! ;)
A: I would help other women to understand men and musicians and find the secrets of woman logic.
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you won in the lottery, what would you do?
S: Buy lots of new musical instruments and have a massage every day from now on.
V: First I'd go to the pub, and then I'd buy a guitar.
J: Still I would be with this band and make everyone hear our music. I would put lot of money to do that. Maybe new car would be nice too...
A: Fly away
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you played at Rock Am Ring, where would you find yourselves in the line up?
S: Hopefully as headliner (or headliners backliner), but probably we would play 7:30 am.
V: Playing on some dudes C cassette player.
J: Maybe Saturday's headliner??
A: Headliner
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were an animal, which animal would you be?
S: Polar bear.
V: A Squirrel
J: Lion
A: Sloth animal
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you had "Dünnschiss" on stage, what would you do? (Did we actually teach you "Dünnschiss"?)
S: Check the dictionary and then run away.
V: I'll try anything once.
J: Did you? I would hope that it ain't anything dangerous and take a sip of my beer.
A: I would play shit in my pants.
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were in a sex shop, which sex toy would you be?
S: Something to do with ass.
V: Crackwhore magazine.
J: Double dildo.
A: Travel Anal or Butt Plug
TrashAndRiot: Imagine your tour bus driver had a white hat, a red shirt and absolutely no rhythm, what would you do with him?
S: Offer him a beer. Hey, he is still our driver!
V: I'd teach him the way of the flame.
J: I would just be happy that there's someone else driving than me.
A: Ask him drive us safely in the next venue and not to do any rhythm kinda of things.
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were a flower, which one would you be?
S: Daffodil.
V: Cauliflower
J: Corpse Flower
A: Something that you can smoke to get high
TrashAndRiot: Imagine mankind was asexual, what would you do?
S: I wouldn´t be worried about finding a partner. I would be very happy with me & myself.
V: Ass sexual? You should ask the greek about that.
J: Nothing fun, I suppose...
A: I would use both sides in the swimming halls, ladys & gents.
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you lost a pineapple, what would you do?
S: Take couple of shots of Jägermeister, then it would not bother me anymore.
V: Put a picture of it on a milkbox.
J: Eat some banana.
A: I would tour with the White Flame
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you played in a movie, what would be the title?
S: Resident Evil: Sammye Strikes Back
V: Yesterday's News
J: Worst hangover ever
A: The worst episode ever
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were barkeeper, which ingredients would you use to mix a drink?
S: Blueberry soup and vodka.
V: Vodka, women and rock&roll
J: 4cl Bacardi rum, 1cl Jaegermeister, crushed ice, few drops citron concentrate, coca cola and lime
A: Jäger & maister
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were women, whom of the band would you fuck?
S: Jony, and you know why...
V: Propably Anthon - it wouldn't hurt so much
J: Sammye
A: Sammye
TrashAndRiot: Imagine your mixer had a conversation with a penguin, what would you do?
S: Imagine? He just had it yesterday. And I listened very carefully.
V: Let him do it.
J: Nothing… Just a normal day for that guy.
A: I would listening carefully and draw the another line :D
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were a car, which brand would you be?
S: Opel Manta.
V: Porche 911
J: Ferrari
A: Toyota Corolla 1985
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were the book of Kama sutra, which position would you be?
S: Something to do with ass.
V: Post Position
J: What's the most popular one? ;)
A: Doggystyle, behind, up the A-hole
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were an ice hockey team, which one would you be?
S: Tampereen Tappara.
V: Vancouver Canucks
J: HPK
A: HPK or Detroit Red Wings
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were beer, which brand would you be?
S: Cheapest.
V: Grolsch
J: Karhu
A: FAXE 1l, 10% can.
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you talked to the pope, what would you tell him?
S: That he is a great guy but condoms are okay too.
V: Don't forget to wear a condom.
J: Want some jaegermeister?
A: My phone number, so he could call me when he's around and needs someone to show him the best bars.
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you wrote a love letter, what would you write?
S: Something about ass.
V: That I don't wanna have another piece of your pie.
J: Well... I think I'm up to that moment. Something beautiful I guess.
A: What ever I feel at the moment.
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you had no tour bus, what would you do?
S: Steal one.
V: Go to the pub.
J: Maybe we should rent a donkey to carry our stuff...
A: I would make a call and rent one.
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you had a star on the Walk Of Fame, who would be next to you?
S: Leslie Nielsen.
V: Screech from Saved By The Bell.
J: Hopefully Anthon, Sammye or Vince
A: Homer Simpson
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were pregnant, how many babies would you give birth?
S: 4-6.
V: Not too many...
J: Maybe two
A: hmm..two
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were a disease, which one would you be?
S: Haemorrhoids.
V: Tinnitus
J: Just a basic flu. Popular and quite harmless
A: Pornografia obsession
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were a condom machine, which brands would you offer?
S: Travel pussy and something to do with ass.
V: All the cheap ones
J: Magic
A: Extra thin for your pleasure
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were a burger, which one would you be?
S: Gigant @ Belgium. Small and dry.
V: Double bacon with cheddar and onions
J: Bacon Giant
A: Some tasty and perfect size with meat, bacon and great sauce
TrashAndRiot: Imagine there wasn't any alcohol neither cigarettes nor drugs, what would you do?
S: Have sex all the time.
V: Donate blood and go to high mountains with thin air
J: Have no fun
A: Buy a milk
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were a medic, which kind of specification would you have?
S: Something to do with ass.
V: Proctologist
J: "Shaman"
A: "Miraclehealer"
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were a natural phenomenon, which one would you be?
S: Flood.
V: Propably all of them exept that one... You know..
J: Hurricane
A: Hanging Gardens of Babylon
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you had to interview us, what would you ask?
S: Who are you and why?
V: Where's the afterparty?
J: Why so many "Imagine" questions?
A: Which one is more important to you, titties or butt?
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were a PS3 game, which one would you be?
S: NHL 09 or Fifa 09.
V: Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2: Fusion
J: GTA IV
A: The latest NHL game
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you had a plastic surgery, which one would you do?
S: Liposuction.
V: A little nip 'n' tuc
J: Just little bit of fine adjustment here and there
A: Liposuction
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you had an offer for Playgirl centrefold, would you get naked therefore?
S: Yes, just to make people laugh.
V: Hell Yeah!!
J: Sure
A: Why not
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you took us out for dinner, where would we go?
S: Anywhere and I´d let you pay.
V: The closest place
J: Bodega Salud here in Tampere
A: Hebun the local kebab restaurant
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were an airplane, where would you fly?
S: To Jamaica.
V: I'd just fly high
J: Australia
A: Island of happiness
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were a monster, which one would you be?
S: Zombie.
V: Gohira Gohira
J: Some big and green one
A: Soundwave
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you were a superhero, which one would you be?
S: Captain Obvious.
V: Wolverine
J: Batman 'cause of cool equipments
A: Optimus Prime
TrashAndRiot: Imagine you could travel through time, to which century would you travel and why?
S: Dark age.
V: Back to the late 60's to catch the best bands
J: I would go to ancient Egypt to see how they really build those pyramids.
A: I would like to see 60's-70's music scene in US & Britain or travel 1800 -century of romance.
TrashAndRiot: Imagine this was an interview, would you have answered the questions?
S: Let´s talk about the money.
V: Propably not
J: Maybe not…
A: You must been wasted..
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